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Offline Salem

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #660 on: February 02, 2009, 09:21:27 AM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #661 on: February 02, 2009, 09:52:19 AM »
How Raz says I love you...I love you too, my fuzzy huckleberry..  ;D  *scrams before he reads this*

p.s.....He's right on cue with this gift to me. *nods lots*


Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and; I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk a-flappin in the breeze.  Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
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You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,  well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good wad of Elmer’s slobber yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' o’erhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,  you spark up my life more than a fresh load o’ dirt .

When you hold me real tight like a padded swordrack, my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best creamy gruel'. despite all the years, yore age, it keeps droolin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a cold drank,  we go together like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they get chocolate for that special day; They git it at the Inner, it's romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day  from the gardens. "That's impressive," I say.

Some men get fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.  Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,  more useful than diamonds…I got you a new trollin‘ motor.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #662 on: February 06, 2009, 04:39:46 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #663 on: February 06, 2009, 05:33:46 PM »
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Offline Lilac

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #664 on: February 06, 2009, 06:07:39 PM »
I dunno what they gave him.. but they could send some my way -lol
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #665 on: February 07, 2009, 03:10:46 PM »
PARTY AT LILAC'S!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #666 on: February 08, 2009, 02:27:18 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #667 on: February 08, 2009, 02:37:55 PM »
lol that was great..lol
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #668 on: February 08, 2009, 02:42:58 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #669 on: February 14, 2009, 08:55:40 AM »
"The Old Version"
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was..

Some of the newer versions...(well probably been on the net forever but i just found them, lol)

Patient
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat

Over possessive
If you love somebody don't set her free.

Suspicious
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Paranoid:
If you love someone,
When you let her go,
she'll be out to get you.

Go-getter:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, go get her !
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #670 on: February 14, 2009, 03:10:15 PM »
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and
proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration'. And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.' I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a F*cking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke do you not understand?'
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Offline Salem

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #671 on: February 14, 2009, 05:23:38 PM »
LMTAO
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #672 on: February 14, 2009, 06:11:51 PM »
Quote from: kiah{MTC} on February 14, 2009, 08:55:40 AM
"The Old Version"
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was..

Some of the newer versions...(well probably been on the net forever but i just found them, lol)

Patient
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat

Over possessive
If you love somebody don't set her free.

Suspicious
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Paranoid:
If you love someone,
When you let her go,
she'll be out to get you.

Go-getter:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, go get her !


If you love someone, set them free..
If they come back, it was meant to be

If they lay on your couch, eat all your food,
leave their stuff all over the floor, watch your TV and
generally don't appear to notice that you have, in fact,
set them free...

well, then you either gave birth to them or married them.. LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #673 on: February 17, 2009, 05:54:08 AM »
Rags and Raz are doing TV commercials again.. LOL


go to YouTube and check this out..

Capital One Vikings Commercial - 2009 (1).wmv
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #674 on: February 18, 2009, 11:33:06 AM »
OMG ~busts up laughing~ Ray and I saw this one and both looked at each other and said the same exact thing
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