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Offline familure{TD}

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #735 on: May 13, 2009, 03:34:00 PM »
 actually got this as an e-mail the other day~lol~

what you find in the fine print is this lil statement-

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is
personally tested"

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #736 on: May 13, 2009, 03:49:40 PM »
Oh! -rofl-
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #737 on: May 13, 2009, 04:29:13 PM »
LMAO
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #738 on: May 13, 2009, 04:50:45 PM »
:o :o :o :o :o :o
 ??? ??? ??? ???
 :-\ :-\
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #739 on: May 14, 2009, 10:48:32 AM »
*from my sister* LOL

I kinda knew this had to be the answer.... *G*


CLEARS A LOT OF THINGS UP!

 

 

 Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell ,  New Mexico .  This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
       
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard  Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara  Boxer
       
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?  I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.  It did for me.  No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
       
Now You Know.

 

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #740 on: May 14, 2009, 04:00:31 PM »
~jfdl~

omg....that's flippin' priceless!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #741 on: May 14, 2009, 05:57:08 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #742 on: May 14, 2009, 06:01:44 PM »
.. shakes head.. thats just not even right
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #743 on: May 14, 2009, 06:49:08 PM »
Quote from: Lilac on May 14, 2009, 05:57:08 PM
ummmmmmmmmmm...........?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXrUSVQ5k78


Okies Daughter..... how many times did ya hit him in da skull wit da skillet to make him dat way?

We can already tell you were standing there as motivation for his performance wearing your best Spetsnaz gear stolen from the dudes on Deadliest Warrior.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #744 on: May 14, 2009, 07:14:51 PM »
hee heee!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #745 on: May 15, 2009, 05:24:51 PM »
didnt hit him on the head.. made him sit on the washer after I tossed the grenade in.. then he stole my copy of Carmina Burana.. I dunno.. -shakes head- kept telling him they were singing in a different language and that 'da da da da" wasnt it...  but would he listen.. NO.. no more smokes in the shower for him  -rme-  sadly.. as amusing as he was.. he was not the new love of my new life... (ah swee spetsnaz) so I had to fire my knife at him..
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #746 on: May 15, 2009, 06:02:07 PM »
Quote from: Lilac on May 15, 2009, 05:24:51 PM
didnt hit him on the head.. made him sit on the washer after I tossed the grenade in.. then he stole my copy of Carmina Burana.. I dunno.. -shakes head- kept telling him they were singing in a different language and that 'da da da da" wasnt it...  but would he listen.. NO.. no more smokes in the shower for him  -rme-  sadly.. as amusing as he was.. he was not the new love of my new life... (ah swee spetsnaz) so I had to fire my knife at him..


Dats my beautiful bloodthirsty Daughter!!!   ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #747 on: May 15, 2009, 06:35:38 PM »
it was the daughter in the bathroom with the spetsnaz ballistic knife...
































Oh... we're not playing Clue are we... ~looks around innocently~

**disclaimer... this was all RAY'S fault**
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #748 on: May 15, 2009, 06:49:19 PM »
LMTAO!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #749 on: May 15, 2009, 06:52:34 PM »
I is IMMOOOOOOCENT
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