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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #750 on: May 15, 2009, 06:54:06 PM »
you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not innocent, lies all lies...lol
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #751 on: May 15, 2009, 06:55:22 PM »
Didn't say innocent... said I is IMMOOOOOOOOOOOCENT...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #752 on: May 17, 2009, 09:52:35 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #753 on: May 17, 2009, 07:01:27 PM »
Sssshhhhhh....... be vewy qwuiet...... wabbit hunting waddtlsnake!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #754 on: May 18, 2009, 09:18:59 AM »
that was to cute.. giggles



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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #755 on: May 20, 2009, 01:41:49 PM »
The scent of  freshness.
       
A new Publix supermarket  opened in Hudson,  Florida.



It has an  automatic water mister to keep the produce
fresh.  Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
 
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience  the scent of fresh cut hay.
 
In  the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal
grilled steaks and  brats.
 
In the liquor  department, the fresh, clean, crisp
smell of tapped  Miller Lite.



When you  approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck
and cackle and the air is  filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
 
The bread department  features the tantalizing smell of
fresh baked bread &  cookies.
 

I don't buy toilet  paper there anymore.
 
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #756 on: May 20, 2009, 01:45:49 PM »
SuperRaz~
 
  File this one away for future reference... Princess Peanut isn't old enough... . yet

*LMAO*

One day, you will be in this situation, sort of to speak, and you would do well to remember this.. It reminded me of your little story about the fish that changed colors...


One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up. Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #757 on: May 20, 2009, 02:03:34 PM »
~jdl~

ya think we need to go shoppin for a tea set my mentor?

~cracks up and poofs...fast~
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #758 on: May 20, 2009, 02:53:32 PM »
*grins*

woobies has a little silver one she just got with the princess in mind..
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #759 on: May 20, 2009, 06:08:20 PM »
Too late...

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #760 on: May 27, 2009, 10:43:30 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #761 on: May 27, 2009, 11:44:51 AM »
Quote from: Hippie on May 27, 2009, 10:43:30 AM



HOLY MOLEY!!!


And all the people said "Amen".
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #762 on: May 27, 2009, 05:28:13 PM »
Quote from: RAGNAR on May 27, 2009, 11:44:51 AM
Quote from: Hippie on May 27, 2009, 10:43:30 AM



HOLY MOLEY!!!


And all the people said "Amen".

No, that's making mountains out of mole hills... -Ray
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #763 on: May 27, 2009, 05:42:46 PM »
*Warning this is possibly 18 and older type picture*

They "claim" this wasn't advertised in the brochure:

http://www.webmaze.com/memberpages/taryniona/brochure.jpg
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #764 on: May 27, 2009, 06:12:32 PM »
I wonder if they felt the earth move?

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