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Offline Arlon

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1695 on: November 23, 2018, 05:52:33 PM »
Oh believe me, I laughed my head off.... afterwards. It's still embarrassing, but it's also so darn funny I can't resist telling people about it, at least those who know enough about music to "get" it. We didn't have any strings in our school band, we were all winds and percussion, but I can well imagine our director would have been mortified to catch anyone eating during class, much less during a performance. Which was the difference bewteen our director then, Mr. Hageman, and my first director, Mr. Z -- as in Zimmerman, Tsuya's father. Mr. Z would have thrown things lol... He was notorious for that, got fired 3 or 4 times for it in fact, but he was so bloody good they kept hiring him back....
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1696 on: November 25, 2018, 01:47:13 AM »
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1697 on: November 25, 2018, 04:11:26 PM »
...*G*...I was taught to 'Behave Badly' in a pit orchestra by my private teacher, Mrs W.  In HS, I had my first 'pit orchestra' experience, it was for the Musical, "Kismet".  During the intermission, one of us string players would go get some 'refreshments'.  Mrs W did it first, and she returned with a HUGE bottle of orange juice, and 10 paper cups!   ;D  We string players drank a bit during the halftime, and then during the performance, we would pass the bottle around to refill the cups.   ::)  We all alternated afterwards...I was very nervous the first time it was my turn.   ???  I got to the counter, and nervously said..."Ah, I am with the orchestra, we need a bottle and 10 cups."   :-\  He just grinned at me, and set the items in front of me...he was already set up...and I handed over the cash and took the refreshments back to the pit.   :P

My most memorable moment with the refreshments was after a performance.  Mrs W had paid for the bottle, and she had handed it to me to hold as she went to speak to other musicians...it was still about 1/8th full.  I was standing there, looking around, and then the actor who played 'Hajj'...the LEAD ACTOR...came up TO ME!!!... :o  He was covered with sweat...and his tongue was almost hanging out.  He smiled, and looked at the bottle, and panted..."Can I have some of that?"  My eyes got wide...if I had paid for the bottle...I would have HANDED IT OVER!  But, my DAMNED SENSE OF HONESTY WOULDN'T LET ME!!!   :P  (He would have sat with me for a while, I believe...and He was a great actor and singer.)  I pointed to Mrs W, and said..."This is her orange juice, please ask her."  He nodded, and took the bottle from me and walked over to Mrs W.

I sat on a chair, watching him chat with her as he SWIGGED the rest of the orange juice, and they were both talking and laughing...and thought to myself..."That could have been MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" :P

Anyway, "Kismet" is a great Musical, so many songs became popular favorites... :) 
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1698 on: November 26, 2018, 12:58:55 AM »
...Actually...it was orange 'soda'...not 'juice'... ::)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1699 on: November 28, 2018, 12:32:53 PM »
Q: Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
A:  He was picking his nose!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1700 on: November 28, 2018, 05:54:56 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1701 on: November 29, 2018, 03:38:21 PM »
...Izee' hears that Rick likes noses...and writes a 'Cantata' for Him... ;D...Izee' was VERY anxious after the performance to see if Ragnar enjoyed it.  Half of the 'Orchestra' were playing barbarian instruments that were badly damaged...and one 'musician' passed out at the end.  Izee' had told him to fill the jug with water, and to drink it to lower the pitch as he blew over the 'mouthpiece'...but a bond had misunderstood the order...and had filled it with very concentrated sul-paga.   :o

Rick did sing the 'Cantata' VERY WELL!   ;D

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1702 on: November 30, 2018, 10:19:57 AM »
Q: How many ears does Spock have?
A: 3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1703 on: November 30, 2018, 05:48:30 PM »
"Scottie, set phaser to heavy stun and shoot Mr Bulow in the nuts."   ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1704 on: November 30, 2018, 11:57:41 PM »
...I had one of these 'flight attendants' once.   :o  She got our attention by saying, over the system..."Bueller?  Bueller?   Bueller? "   ???

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1705 on: December 01, 2018, 05:36:07 PM »
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: You check for fresh prince!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1706 on: January 05, 2019, 08:26:49 AM »
And now what say we begin the New Year in style with a good laugh?


Q: Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!

(Those who have been around Gor for 20 years should understand why I posted this joke!)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1707 on: January 05, 2019, 05:11:09 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1708 on: January 07, 2019, 05:18:08 PM »
Now Ragnar, I figured you of all people would appreciate it as you remember my beginnings in gor!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1709 on: January 07, 2019, 06:19:05 PM »
I remember well, but are you suggesting you just hang there being problematic? LOL  ::)
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