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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1755 on: May 28, 2019, 01:48:20 AM »
Q: Why did the Prime Minister of England make her resignation effective June 7?
A: Because if she were to reswign this week, it would be the END of May!

(source of joke/pun: https://www.businessinsider.com/theresa-may-resigns-as-prime-minister-and-conservative-leader-2019-5)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1756 on: May 28, 2019, 07:28:25 AM »
lol

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1757 on: May 28, 2019, 05:40:38 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1758 on: June 04, 2019, 04:25:16 PM »
Q: what is the medical term for owning too many dogs ?


A: A Roverdose
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1759 on: June 04, 2019, 05:53:10 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1760 on: June 15, 2019, 05:04:18 PM »
Question: What do you call a pretty pumpkin?

Answer: Gourdgeous
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1761 on: June 15, 2019, 06:41:14 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1762 on: June 28, 2019, 07:00:41 PM »
What do you call a Bear with no teeth


    A Gummy Bear
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1763 on: June 29, 2019, 05:50:38 PM »
Egawds... :'(

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1764 on: July 02, 2019, 05:09:59 PM »
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1765 on: July 02, 2019, 05:47:45 PM »
*Groans*

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1766 on: July 03, 2019, 08:38:46 PM »
Q: Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1767 on: July 11, 2019, 07:14:37 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1768 on: July 19, 2019, 03:04:01 AM »
#BADJOKEALERT

Q: What did the alien say to the soda bottle?
A: Take me to your liter (leader)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1769 on: July 19, 2019, 06:19:49 PM »
*Calls some Eskimos to club you like a baby seal.*