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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1875 on: September 15, 2019, 03:58:19 AM »
Q: Where do skunks go to pray?
A: The pew!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1876 on: September 15, 2019, 03:59:09 AM »
Q: How did the hipster burn his mouth?
A: He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1877 on: September 15, 2019, 04:51:25 PM »
*Facepalms twice, because once just doesn't cover it.*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1878 on: September 15, 2019, 05:49:47 PM »
Why do the flight crew have to explain that the seat cushions can be used as floatation devices when one is only flying over land? Do they want you to jump out holding the seat cushion so when you hit the ground and make the crater you will have yourbown tomb stone saying delta?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1879 on: September 16, 2019, 05:26:05 PM »
I thought the aircraft tail was used for that... AFTER they rescue the unscathed black box of course.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1880 on: September 16, 2019, 05:43:50 PM »
thats why you should always sit in the back of the plane if you get your tail on the tail you may just save your tail
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1881 on: September 17, 2019, 06:26:21 PM »
My luck I would survive the crash then be killed by the arriving emergency crews unable to get stopped.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1882 on: September 17, 2019, 06:30:23 PM »
you may have the luck o the Irish with you

if they make trash bins out of rubbermade so they pop back into shape when damaged why not make cars out of it to?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1883 on: September 18, 2019, 06:35:07 PM »
Ever see the contents of rubbermaid after being flattened? That is why.  ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1884 on: September 18, 2019, 07:15:51 PM »
lol

saw a woman once where the only one begging her to get married was her father (mostly yo get her out of the house)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1885 on: September 19, 2019, 03:56:26 PM »
The Alfather does have a twisted sense of humor. He makes beautiful magnificent women, then turns them into wives.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1886 on: September 19, 2019, 05:05:13 PM »
what kind of dog does dracula like best?     a bloodhound
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1887 on: September 19, 2019, 05:53:10 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1888 on: September 19, 2019, 07:13:30 PM »
how do 2 cats end a fight?  they hiss and make up
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1889 on: September 20, 2019, 05:48:10 PM »
Quote from: MageNathaniel1 on September 19, 2019, 07:13:30 PM
how do 2 cats end a fight?  they hiss and make up

Naw... they pussy out.
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