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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1890 on: September 20, 2019, 05:58:01 PM »
whats a cats favourite colour?   purrrple

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1891 on: September 21, 2019, 05:02:44 PM »
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« Reply #1892 on: September 21, 2019, 05:09:52 PM »
why do cats like to sit on the computer?  To watch the mouse

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« Reply #1893 on: September 22, 2019, 05:54:58 PM »
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« Reply #1894 on: September 22, 2019, 06:09:16 PM »
what happens if a cat shows up at a dog show?  a CATastrophe

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1895 on: September 23, 2019, 05:12:18 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1896 on: September 23, 2019, 05:52:42 PM »
what do you call a cat police officer?  claw enforcement

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1897 on: September 24, 2019, 05:25:18 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1898 on: September 24, 2019, 05:53:05 PM »
why do you have to pay so much money to ride in a vehicle where they have to show you how to put on a seatbelt? not to mention what good does it do if the plane crashes to be strapped to the wreckage anyway

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1899 on: September 25, 2019, 06:20:50 PM »
I don't wear one.... and it cuts down on witness lawsuits.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1900 on: September 25, 2019, 06:48:02 PM »
lol   

difference between dogs and cats

at the end of the day the dog says yay my owner is home the cat says you are late slave

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1901 on: September 27, 2019, 03:49:20 AM »
just think if adsm and eve would have been cajuns they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake instead

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1902 on: September 29, 2019, 05:04:48 PM »
Hey... snake is pretty good eatin'!!!!!   :)

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« Reply #1903 on: September 29, 2019, 05:10:56 PM »
better than an apple in this case lol


what is a cat's favourite game to play with a mouse?  catch

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #1904 on: September 30, 2019, 06:16:01 PM »
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