a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

if a chicken coop had 4 doors instead of 2 would that make it a chicken sedan?

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[MageNathaniel1]

what is the best name for a lawyer's daughter?  sue

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[MageNathaniel1]

an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

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[MageNathaniel1]

two men were out hunting, one collapses and is not breathing, the other immediately calls 911 and reports that his hunting partner is dead, the 911 operator says ok calm down 1st make sure he is dead, there is silence on the phone for a second, then a loud bang is heard, he comes back on the phone and says ok, now what?

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Heh heh heh...

[MageNathaniel1]

I jist left my job, I coupd no longer work there after what my manager said to me, he said you are fired

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[MageNathaniel1]

a small child sees his mothers tampons on the bathroom counter and asks where they go. she replies where babies come from, he says they go in the stork?

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[MageNathaniel1]

why are farmers always picking on their crops?

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Why are farmers always picking on their crops?

[MageNathaniel1]

a guy randomly walks into a shop and looks about he notices all of the shelves are empty  he aska an employee if the store recently opened and is just getting set up the employee says no we have been here for years  the guy says oh so are you closung down then  the employee says no not at all  the guy looks about at all of the empty shelves and says well surely you cannot do much business with all the shelves being empty  the employee says on the contrary we do quite well  the guy says how can that be all of your shelves are empty whst do you sell  the employee says we sell shelving units