a little laugh :-)

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke148

Q: Where do pirates send their taxes?
A: To the aye. arr. s.

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy's wife is complaining about the weight of hise cases of beer as she brings in the groceries  he says well I offered a solution for that. she said no, we are not moving into a flat above the pub.

[MageNathaniel1]

the bar keep tells chauncy that he is hiring a bouncer. chauncy asks why is that? he says because you are putting in too much weight for me to chuck out by myself.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke149

Q: What is the tooth fairy's favorite dance?
A: The floss!

[RAGNAR]

*Groans*

[MageNathaniel1]

someone asked chauncy when was the last time he sat down and had a conversation with his wife. chauncy said does pass the salt count?

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke150

Q: Why did the french fries cross the road?
A: They were trying to ketchup to the chicken

[RAGNAR]

*facepalms*

[MageNathaniel1]

chauncy says I do not have a job, my wife works to support us both, I spend my days napping and my evenings in the pub, I have achieved all my goals in life.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke151

Q: What do flowers wear beneath their petals?
A: UnderPlants

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

the barkeep asks chauncy what he is buying his wife for her birthday. chauncy said I am not sure but whatever I get, I must 1st make sure it cannot be used as a weapon.

[RickBulow74]

#BadJoke152

Q: Why doesn't carbon make the honor roll?
A: It always gets a C in chemistry

[RAGNAR]