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RickBulow74
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Q: Why don't jack-o'-lanterns play poker with pumpkins?
A: It's impossible to read their faces.
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Q: Why do raccoons eat out of trashcans?
A: 'Cause they can't tip over a supermarket.
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December 17, 2021, 06:20:33 AM »
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Q: What did the cocktail say to the swizzle stick?
A: "You stir something inside me."
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Q: What position does Kool-Aid Man play in baseball?
A: Relief pitcher. Oh yeah!
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Chauncy's wife tells him her mum is having some work done on her house and needs a place to stay for a while. Chauncy says I will borrow a tent from sean she can set it up in her yard until the work is done.
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December 18, 2021, 03:59:46 AM »
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Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: Because it was on a roll!
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December 18, 2021, 03:59:57 AM »
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Q: Why did the broth taste funny?
A: It was a laughing stock!
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December 18, 2021, 04:00:06 AM »
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Q: How did the hot chocolate get a car loan?
A: His mom had to cocoa-sign.
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December 18, 2021, 04:00:15 AM »
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Q!: Why aren't windows good liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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December 18, 2021, 04:00:25 AM »
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Q: What did the therapist tell the jar of jam?
A: If you'd only open up, people would find you berry nice.
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Q: What do you call a dragon with heartburn?
A: Bad news for the nearest village!
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December 18, 2021, 04:00:44 AM »
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Q: How many ninjas does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Whoa -- it's already been changed!
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December 18, 2021, 04:00:56 AM »
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Q: What do you call an ugly sweater on the world's cutest dog?
A: Pugly!
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December 18, 2021, 04:01:04 AM »
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Q: What's Yoda's favorite dinosaur?
A: The do ceratops. There is no tri.
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Q: What happens when Dwayne Johnson and a pig give you a hug?
A: You're stuck between The Rock and a lard place.
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a little laugh :-)