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Offline Shadow duck

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #390 on: August 29, 2007, 04:16:27 PM »
To my darling husband,

    Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.  Fortunately, not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.  The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.     I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.  You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.  I am enclosing a picture for you.
    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
    Your loving wife.
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         P.S. Your girlfriend called.

** can't get the picture to print..**..
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #391 on: August 29, 2007, 04:52:09 PM »
okies...duckie sent me the e-mail of this....so, thought i'd slap up the pic for her :)


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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #392 on: August 29, 2007, 04:59:34 PM »
thank you sis... thank you... *grins*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #393 on: August 29, 2007, 05:43:38 PM »
Yeah ...not that bad ....*laughing like crazy cause someone is going to get a good spanking*

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #394 on: August 30, 2007, 08:26:16 AM »
Ah well....shouldn't have girlfriends on the side when you're married.  Hell really hath no fury.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #395 on: September 22, 2007, 06:37:40 PM »
BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW
 
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

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February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! !

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March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"

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April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!

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May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

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June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn' t find a lake with a slope.

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July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

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August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped because soft-top was open.

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September - The capital of California is "C".....isn' t it???

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October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

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November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.

Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

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December - Couldn't call 911...."duh" ........ there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #396 on: September 22, 2007, 07:57:23 PM »
~just face palms~
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #397 on: December 03, 2007, 09:46:31 PM »
Mouse Balls & Mouse Ball inspector

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.

The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences.

'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #398 on: December 03, 2007, 10:16:00 PM »
:o :D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #399 on: December 04, 2007, 08:44:51 AM »
that was so cute giggles...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #400 on: December 04, 2007, 10:40:16 AM »
.... I'm speechless.....

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Offline Amber

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #401 on: December 06, 2007, 04:16:06 PM »
OKay.  I couldn't help it.  I saw these, and had to post them.  Hee hee.


(Damn they didn't post, sorry about that, will get up em when I figure it out :P)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #402 on: December 07, 2007, 11:14:17 AM »
Yes they did... they were just HUGE!!! *lol*

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Offline Amber

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #403 on: December 07, 2007, 01:32:52 PM »
When I viewed it this morning -lol- there was just big green smiley faces instead.  Will shrink em down and repost em again later -lol-
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #404 on: December 07, 2007, 08:11:09 PM »
Oh! I thought the smiley faces were what I was supposed to look at! *LOL*

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