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« Reply #195 on: March 11, 2020, 09:54:10 AM »
...My Coronado 15 looked like this one.   ;D  I was very careful and protective of her...even when she had tipped over...and me and my cooler were in the water.   :P  It is a 'racing dingy', and has two large sails...and is designed to be sailed by TWO PEOPLE!!!   ::)  Being me, I would take it out and sail alone a lot.  A few times, I would stop at the lake, and look at the roiling water and the heavy winds...and my 'rational brain' would say..."No F...ING WAY ARE YOU GOING OUT INTO THAT...ALONE!!!"  I would just turn my car, and boat trailer, around...and go back home.   ;)  But...many times...my "Izee' Brain" would say..."Hey, you are a skilled sailor…GO FOR IT!"   ;D  I would tell myself..."OK, just raise the mainsail, leave the jib in the hull."   :)

…So, I would get the boat into the water, rig it, and raise the mainsail. The sailing would be a bit challenging, but I would lean back, very hard...my feet in the straps...and whoop with joy at times at the boat raced through the wind caused waves.   ;D  And then...my "Izee Brain" would say..."You can easily handle it...raise the jib."  So, I would beach, and raise the jib...and set out again.   :o  I would be whooping louder...I would really be hauling...and I had my feet in the straps...leaning WAY over the side...holding the rudder in my left hand...and holding the sheets to the mainsail and jib in my left hand!   ;D ;D ;D ;D

...Of course...I tipped over.   ::)  I would grab my cooler...(BTW...I ALWAYS wore a life jacket...you get hit in the head with the boom...that can hurt).  I would get the boat back upright, and try again...whooping with laughter as the boat jumped through the waves...thinking..."OK, you figured it out"...and tip over again!   ::)

…My 'rational mind' would usually get control of the 'Izee Mind' after a while...and I would lower the jib after getting the boat back upright after the last tipover...and I would sail back to the dock...load the boat on the trailer...and head home.   ::)

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« Reply #196 on: March 11, 2020, 10:01:34 AM »
...The rudder was in my right hand... :)

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« Reply #197 on: March 11, 2020, 11:43:07 AM »
I have my Gathering Floatie!!!!!


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« Reply #199 on: March 14, 2020, 06:54:51 PM »
...How to get into a Music Sorority... ::)

...Just play the cello well...

...https://youtu.be/llB7NaWLUc4

...I did play the cello well...but...not as well as Her.  *Sad Smile*  I listened to Her recording of the Dvorak...and tried to emulate Her.  My mood changed many times as I played this...at first...I was VERY ANGRY!!!   >:(  Then...I would get very thoughtful..and then...very sad.   :'( 

...I was in the 'thoughtful part' when I was sitting in the small rehearsal room at the Conservatory...and then...the door opened!!!   >:(  I briefly looked to the side...saw three women...and kept playing.   :(   They entered the room...and TOOK MY BOW FROM MY HAND...and got me to stand!   ???  I was led out of the room...and to a car outside.   :o

...I won't tell what happened the rest of the evening...but...the next morning...I was a Sister of the Sorority.   ::)

…I went to the practice room...to get my cello...and was happy to see my case standing in the corner.  I lifted it...and...it WAS VERY LIGHT!!!  I opened it...and there was a very small violin strapped in!!!  I carried the case to my 'SISTERS HOUSE'...they laughed...and gave me my cello back.   ;)

…And they say that women don't have a sense of humor.... ::) ::) ::)

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« Reply #200 on: March 14, 2020, 11:57:38 PM »
...Izee' was in a very bad mood.  Tiveri had had cholic...and Izee' had spent several days tending to her.  Izee' had finally smiled, seeing her youngest daughter able to breathe well.  Izee' told Tiveri, "Jus lay back and relax, I will bring ye some sweet rolls."  Tiveri had smiled, her face looking lovely...she would be quite a 'catch' when she became a woman.

...The two, sat, and ate the sweet rolls.  Tiveri said to Izee'..."I almost died"...Izee' nodded to Tiveri, and said..."I know...I kept ye alive.  I pressed on yer chest, and blew air inta yer mouth."

...Tiveri stops eating for a moment...and then says..."I almost went away...but I felt your lips against mine...and I had to stay...you felt ANGRY!  I didn't want to SEE YOU ANGRY!!!  I seen that before."

...I smile at Tiveri, and say..."That jus be part of a Healers Skill...We can breath air inta someone, an they get better...I will show ye how tae do that, if ye wish tae learn tae be a Healer.

...I keep quiet about my other "Healers Skills'...I had gone through a lot to lean them...and when I used them...I PAID the Gods for them...and quietly cursed myself for becoming a 'Healer'

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« Reply #201 on: March 15, 2020, 07:06:21 PM »
...When I was young, I always HAD FUN at the public pool on the diving board!!!   ;D  It was the lower one...I once climbed up to the 30' board...got VERY SCARED!!!    :o  and just jumped into the water, landing feet first.   :P  I never climbed up it again.   :-\

...But, I was VERY GOOD on the lower board.   :D  My Father had been well taught by his brothers, and he taught me.  I learned some fancy dives.   ;D  I would rotate in the air...turn somersaults...and land cleanly in the water.  That took a LOT of practice.  Early in my 'career'...I would make a lot of mistakes.   :(  I would land on my back, or sideways...you name it...I did it.  One of the things that he taught me in the common 'surface dive', was to jump high, and land very close to the end of the board.  A few times...the ends of my toes brushed the end of the board as I was coming down...arms in front...body straight.

...I had a very close call once.  I had taken my three 'dancing steps', and jumped high, the back half of my feet landing on the end of the board...and...as I was rising in the air...I sensed that I was just going STRAIGHT UP!!!!  No WAY could I lean down...I would have landed FACEFIRST on the board!!! :P

...I just stuck my feet straight out, and landed my BUTT on the end of the board...and it tossed me into the pool.  I landed on my back...feet to the front.  I swam to the side...and some guys were aupplauding.  They asked me, as I climbed out of the pool..."Never saw that dive before, what is it called?" 

...I just muttered as I walked away...I wasn't going to swim anymore...my mind was trying to sort out what had happened...

…" I DUNNO...I JUST INVENTED IT!  I WILL NAME IT LATER"   ;)

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« Reply #202 on: March 17, 2020, 08:59:29 AM »
The Izee Crack Splat!!!!!

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« Reply #203 on: March 20, 2020, 10:35:56 PM »
...I am going to brag a bit...I just need to raise my spirits.   ;)

...I was a very junior associate in a Law Firm...I already had my CPA and Law License...and they relegated me to very simple tasks...the Firm was mostly doing Insurance Defense.  I'd sit in on boring depositions...take notes...and report to the Insurance Company.  I'd tell them of what the plaintiff looked like...what was said...and what could be believed.  I was astonished, many times, I would be sitting at the table with a HUGE pile of medical records in front of me, and ask the plaintiff..."Ever been in any other auto accidents?"   Many would say..."No"...and I would spend several hours 'refreshing' their memory.

...But, I was trying to get a business and tax practice going...and worked hard on the side...creating Partnerships and Corporations.  The Senior Partner called me into his office, two men were sitting there.  I was introduced, and sat down, and he explained to me what was going on.  The two owned Corporations, and one wanted to sell his Company to the other...but didn't want to pay taxes.  I got the financial and tax records of both...and sat for many hours in my office...and in the County Law Library. 

...I figured out how to do it... ;D...and prepared the documents.  Of course, the IRS audited the transaction...and approved the handling...there were NO TAXES!  The Senior Partner called me into his office afterwards...and asked..."How did you do that?"  I grinned at him, and said...

…"I did a Reverse Triangular Merger"... ;D

...I was sent back to sit in on boring depositions...and then the Senior Partner told me to look for other work...the Junior Partner didn't like me.   :P

...Once, the Junior Partner called me, when I was at another firm...and asked me to tell him how to do a Reverse Triangular Merger...

...I told him..."Go to 9th and Second Street at about 11:46 on Friday night, pick up the two women you see there, take them to a motel...and you will find out.  And...BTW...they are Trans...you will be plugged at both ends...and your low back will get very sore"

...I REALLY DIDN'T LIKE HIM EITHER!!!!!   >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

…I hung up on him...but felt better.... ::)

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« Reply #204 on: March 21, 2020, 01:24:41 PM »
Heh heh...

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« Reply #205 on: March 22, 2020, 11:59:08 PM »
...My shortest career... :P

...I was hired away from the Construction Company...by a Farmer in the Valley.  A CPA I had worked with, recruited me, I was very unsure, I had heard that the Farmer was a very difficult person to work for...but the Farmer took me out to a VERY nice lunch as part of the Interview...and offered me a NICE AMOUNT OF MONEY!!!   :D  I accepted, and EVERYONE who knew me, told me that I was making a BIG mistake!  But, being me, I figured that I would work hard, and earn his respect, and do OK. 

...The G/D NINE MONTHS were very difficult...the Farmer had several different businesses...but I had fun a few times.  I wanted to learn the business, and learn all that I could.  One early Sunday, I drove to a field, and climbed into a 'Combine', and sat beside the operator, and watched as he harvested barley.   :)  He even let me take the controls...he was drinking beer...and after he finished each of four of the six-pack...he took over...and gave me the two remaining beers.   :o   I sat, and drank one, and put the other into a pouch that was hanging on the side.   ::)  I told him, "If the other operator ever gets sick, give me a call...This is WAY more run than pencilwork."   ;D

…But, the Owner was a total ASSHOLE!!!  Personal computers were coming out, and I was urging him to buy a couple for the office.  He would refuse, and YELL AND HOLLAR AT ME...and I would go back and do the books...by hand.   :P  I would also be summoned...and be yelled at for no reason that made sense.   :(

…I decided to quit...and that late afternoon...I cleaned out my desk...took my certificates off the wall...and went home.  I arrived at the office the next morning...before he did...and just set my small briefcase on my desk...the lid open, to show that there was NOTHING INSIDE.  I didn't speak to the staff...I just sat at my desk.   >:(  He arrived...I walked into his office...and complained of how he treated me.  We had an argument...and I just said..."I am GONE!!!  I stomped out...closed the lid of the briefcase...and walked out to my car... >:(

...I heard of how he was doing the next few years...a couple attorneys asked if I wanted to file a lawsuit over him 'not being nice'...and I refused.  He was going through harsh times.  We had discussed making a cheese factory to use the milk from Dairies...and I had actually visited some small cheese factories...and the Owners had given me a tour, and their accountants let me look at their books... :)…I was VERY charming during those times.   ;)

...I had presented the numbers to him...and he had just yelled at me.   :P

...His business didn't do as well as it could have. The CPA who had recruited me, told me, years later, that the Owner said...when they were briefly talking about me...

…"I really should have tried to get along with her..."   ::) :P ::)

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« Reply #206 on: March 23, 2020, 12:41:45 AM »
Stay alive long enough to dance on his grave. (And do whatever else you have a mind to while there.)

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« Reply #207 on: March 25, 2020, 12:00:20 PM »
...He passed away a few years ago...I have had outrageous thoughts...about visiting his grave late at night.  I would speak to his headstone, and ask how he was doing in Hell.   >:(  Again, he was very cruel to people around him, the turnover in his small office was very high...and the Supervisors of various aspects of his holdings also quit after a few months.  I had a lunch, after I quit, with the man who had been the Main Farm Manager of ALL of his farms.  The Manager was now a Client of mine, he came to me and asked me to represent him in an unrelated legal case).  He said that the Bastard treated him very poorly, too.   :(  The Manager was now in charge of large farms for another Owner, and was treated very well.   :)  He arrived, driving a VERY NICE pickup truck.   ;)

…I also planned on dumping a large jar of 'personal substances' on the grave...to show what I really thought of him.   :o

...But, I have held off...I still have some respect for gravesites...but...as I get older...and start to enter senescense...I just might be hauled away from the gravesite by the Men in the White Coats... ::)

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« Reply #208 on: March 25, 2020, 12:16:22 PM »
...OK, to change the subject....

...MUSIC EDUCATION!!!!    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

...Here is a WONDERFUL lecture on J.S. Bach.   :)  He was really a genius...and WAY AHEAD OF HIS TIME!  As the lecturer explains, Bach was exploring harmonies that we didn't hear until 100's of years, later.  The openings of some of his latter choral works sound like modern 'Hollywood Movie Music'.   :)  Please enjoy.   ;)

...https://youtu.be/kcvUHdhROrk

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« Reply #209 on: March 27, 2020, 01:36:06 AM »
...Izee's children ALL inherited HER STUBBORNESS and resistance to being told WHAT TO DO!!!!    >:(

...At Gors end...when a wayward planet entered the solar system...and was going to collide with Gor…Tristan and Stefan took their 'weapons' to a clearing...and dared the planet... >:( >:( >:(

...BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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