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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2070 on: December 18, 2019, 05:36:26 PM »
a wife tells her husband she will be down shortly that she is putting on her make up he replies you do not need make up she says that is sweet of you  he then says though plastic surgery on thenother hand... funeral services will be held tomorrow afternoon via a closed casket
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2071 on: December 19, 2019, 12:08:18 AM »
Never, EVER say this to a free Woman of Gor.

Trust me on this. Unless of course you wish to sing first soprano in the Vienna Boys Choir.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2072 on: December 19, 2019, 05:12:23 PM »
a robber is holding up a bank on the way out he asks a customer did you see me rob this bank the customer says yes so the robber shot him he asks another customer the same thing the customer says I fid not see a thing but my wife here says she saw everything
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2073 on: December 20, 2019, 12:33:33 AM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2074 on: December 20, 2019, 04:54:07 PM »
a mans wife asked him to get dome pills that would garuntee he would be able to perform with her again  the next day he handed her a bottle of diet pills   he is now recovering in hospital
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2075 on: December 21, 2019, 09:40:56 PM »
Like that was not expected...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2076 on: December 22, 2019, 05:38:52 PM »
A police officer tells the guy he pulled over your tail lights are out, your bumper is half off and your tires need to be replaced that will cost you $300 the man says gee that is cheaper than the mechanic wants for it so go ahead
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2077 on: December 22, 2019, 10:29:53 PM »
 ;D
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« Reply #2078 on: December 23, 2019, 05:11:57 PM »
a police officer pulled me over I stopped he walks up to my window and says papers I held up my hand with 1st 2 fingers extended and said scissors I win then drove off  he must want a rematch though as he is behind me again with his lights on
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2079 on: December 24, 2019, 12:02:23 AM »
Chuckles...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2080 on: December 24, 2019, 05:03:40 PM »
what do you get when you cross a shark with a cow?  I do not know but would not try to milk it
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2081 on: December 25, 2019, 12:40:04 AM »
Hey... even male sharks need fun too!!!!!    ;D
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« Reply #2082 on: December 25, 2019, 04:56:10 PM »
the shiw salesman tells a cuatomer these shoes may feel a little tight the 1st two weeks but should be fine by the 3rd week. The customer says ok I will wait until the 3rd week to wear them then.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2083 on: December 25, 2019, 09:41:59 PM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2084 on: December 26, 2019, 04:47:39 PM »
why isnt a man allowed to habe 2 wives   because the constitution protects us against cruel and unisial punishment
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