Author Topic: a little laugh :-) (Read 693163 times)

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2176 on:** February 04, 2020, 05:47:41 PM »

a young boy is caught making faces at the girls in his class, his teacher pulls him aside and says you know, when I was your age, anytime I made a face at someone, I was told my face would get stuck like that and I would looknodd the rest of my life. The boy says well, at least you were warned

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2177 on:** February 04, 2020, 10:26:06 PM »

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2178 on:** February 05, 2020, 05:09:36 PM »

a young boy is late for class. The teacher asks him why he is tardy. The boy says well, on my way to school, I saw a man who had lost his wallet. The teacher said oh, so you stopped to help him find it then? The boy said not exactly, I had to stand on it until he left.

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2179 on:** February 05, 2020, 05:54:30 PM »

I like how that boy thinks. *G*

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2180 on:** February 06, 2020, 05:18:51 PM »

a cop pulls over a van full of elderly people. He says why are you only going 25 on the freeway? The driver says I just past a sign that said 25. The cop sayd no, that is the freeway number not the speed limit. He then looks in the back and says what is wrong with them, they are all pale and have a death grip on the seats. The driver sheepishly says well we just got off highway 108

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2181 on:** February 06, 2020, 05:48:08 PM »

JDL!!!!!

RickBulow74 · « **Reply #2182 on:** February 06, 2020, 07:22:22 PM »

Q: Why did the lion broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Because she was a cheetah!

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2183 on:** February 07, 2020, 04:12:11 AM »

Heh heh heh...

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2184 on:** February 07, 2020, 05:57:00 PM »

an american scientist finally figured out what a woman wants unfortunately she has since changed her mind

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2185 on:** February 07, 2020, 10:13:09 PM »

Ain't that the truth.

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2186 on:** February 08, 2020, 05:26:45 PM »

a hudband had been looking closely at the marriage license for an hour, his wife asked him why he spent so long looking at it, he said I eas trying to find the expiration date

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2187 on:** February 08, 2020, 10:18:03 PM »

He is headed for the ER.

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2188 on:** February 09, 2020, 05:21:59 PM »

a husband says he and his wife had a very happy 20 years before they met

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2189 on:** February 09, 2020, 10:11:42 PM »

Meh...

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