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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2280 on: March 20, 2020, 05:02:05 PM »
a giy was changing his password for his email account and decided to be coy with it and used the word mypenis but heard a snicker from his wife when it gave the error message that read sorry not long enough.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2281 on: March 20, 2020, 08:33:16 PM »
The wife was buried the next day.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2282 on: March 21, 2020, 06:30:56 PM »
a doctor tells his patient's wife that her husband needs a week of oeace and quiet to hekp resolve his stress, Inwill precribe you some sleeping pills. The wife says how often should he take them. The doctor says oh they are not for him, they are for you.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2283 on: March 21, 2020, 08:43:57 PM »
There wasn't enough left of the Dr to bury the next day.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2284 on: March 22, 2020, 06:48:29 PM »
Q: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2285 on: March 22, 2020, 07:41:11 PM »
a man is talking with a psychiatrist and says tell me how do you determine if someone should be committed at your hospital. The psychiatrist says simple we put them in a room with a bath tub full of water, a bucket, a thimble, and a trowl and ask them the best way to empty the tub. The man says ah I get it the bucket holds the most water so if they choose it they are sane, right? The psychiatrist says no, a sane person would pull the plug so do you want a bed by the door or by the window?

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2286 on: March 23, 2020, 12:36:07 AM »
And they buried the psychiatrist the next day with a bucket, a thimble, and a trowel rammed up his ass.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2287 on: March 23, 2020, 02:07:45 PM »
a wife points to a couple accross the parking lot and says look how he holds her hand, opens the door for her, and lets her go first, why cant you do that? her husband says I do not even know her

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2288 on: March 23, 2020, 04:59:08 PM »
Hubby does have a point. But they buried him the next day regardless.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2289 on: March 24, 2020, 04:07:03 PM »
a six year old was asked why did they think the schools were closed. His response, they were outta toilet paper.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2290 on: March 24, 2020, 04:18:46 PM »
At least he had an answer!!! LOL

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2291 on: March 24, 2020, 04:36:52 PM »
helping a person who committed a crime before they are arrested lands you in jail labeled as an accomploce but helping tjem after they are arrested lands you money and labeled attorney.

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2292 on: March 24, 2020, 07:07:10 PM »
Funny how that works eh!!!

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2293 on: March 25, 2020, 04:23:50 PM »
wife to husband, I need more space   Husband drives her to an empty lot and leaves her there

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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2294 on: March 25, 2020, 09:51:55 PM »
And they will bury the hubby when she eventually finds her way home.