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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2055 on: December 11, 2019, 03:01:15 PM »
*GROANS*
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2056 on: December 11, 2019, 04:51:07 PM »
a man reads a news article to his wife that says women use twice as many words as men  his wife replies ues because every time we say something you say what and we have to repeat it, he says what?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2057 on: December 12, 2019, 08:43:27 AM »
Heh heh heh...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2058 on: December 12, 2019, 01:18:40 PM »
an elderly man says yo his wife why do you have a suppository in your ear? she checks and says well at least now I know where my hearing aid is.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2059 on: December 12, 2019, 02:10:42 PM »
LOL  ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2060 on: December 12, 2019, 04:57:18 PM »
a man wakes up and tells his wife he had a lovely dream about a walk on the beach. She says well that explains the foot prints in the cats litterbox
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2061 on: December 12, 2019, 11:17:11 PM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2062 on: December 13, 2019, 04:51:28 PM »
my wife really knows how to hold a grudge she asked me to hand her her lip balm, by mistake, I handed her the superglue she has not spoken to me since
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2063 on: December 14, 2019, 02:29:11 PM »
"ITS A MIRACLE!!!!!"
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2064 on: December 14, 2019, 06:56:38 PM »
an elephant sees a naked man and asks how can you feed yourself with that....
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2065 on: December 16, 2019, 01:42:14 PM »
*Facepalms* It is a fountain dispenser, just ask my Woman.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2066 on: December 16, 2019, 02:30:03 PM »
a woman is happy when her son unexpectedly guves her a hug until he yells to his father you're she did gain weight
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2067 on: December 16, 2019, 10:28:53 PM »
Ummm... Deceased Son.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2068 on: December 17, 2019, 04:46:26 PM »
a man's wife asks him to pick their son up from preschool. when he gets home he tells her he boy had been crying all the way home is something wrong with him? she says no he was trying to tell you he is not our son you licked up the wrong boy
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2069 on: December 18, 2019, 01:18:44 PM »
DOH!!!!! *Facepalms*
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