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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2100 on: January 02, 2020, 05:19:43 PM »
I miss having a landline anytime I try to slam down my cell phone in a sales caller I break my phone
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2101 on: January 02, 2020, 11:38:33 PM »
IMPALE TELEMARKETERS!!!!!

Then we get serious!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2102 on: January 03, 2020, 05:31:00 PM »
a man had a bad fight with his wife  he wanted to go on holiday to Paris and she wanted to go with him which is what started the argument
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2103 on: January 03, 2020, 11:31:33 PM »
Understandable.

My Grandfather and Uncle went to France and left their Women at home. It was during the First World War, but that is beside the point.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2104 on: January 04, 2020, 07:36:04 AM »
Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A: A Private Tutor!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2105 on: January 04, 2020, 07:38:53 AM »
Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A: A small medium at large!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2106 on: January 04, 2020, 08:30:49 AM »
Rick... are you off your meds again? LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2107 on: January 04, 2020, 05:01:06 PM »
a wife asked her husband if she looked fat he said wait 5 minutes while I walk around to your front he is now in the er.
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« Reply #2108 on: January 04, 2020, 05:24:37 PM »
In regards to Iranian General Soleimani's death. Did you know he had blue eyes? One eye blew over here and the other eye blew over there.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2109 on: January 04, 2020, 10:34:45 PM »
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2110 on: January 05, 2020, 04:50:22 PM »
my qife and I have been married for 40 years and never once did either of us think or tall about divorce, murder yes, divorce never
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2111 on: January 05, 2020, 10:10:20 PM »
Sounds logical!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2112 on: January 06, 2020, 04:57:27 PM »
a man and wife are looking out over the ocean while on holiday. The man asks his wife if she likes the view she says it makes her speechless. The man immediately arranged to extend the holiday by 3 more weeks
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2113 on: January 06, 2020, 11:10:28 PM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2114 on: January 07, 2020, 05:21:37 PM »
the secretary says I did not expect you today as it is the day of your mpther in laws funeral  the man says well you know work 1st then fun
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