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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2160 on: January 27, 2020, 05:25:08 PM »
a little girl attending a wedding for the first time asks her mother why the bride is all in white, the mother says because it is the happiest day of her life a d she is celebrating. The little girl thinks for a moment then asks ok then why is the man dressed all in black?
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2161 on: January 27, 2020, 09:30:02 PM »
Smart little girl!!!!!
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2162 on: January 28, 2020, 05:03:56 PM »
A wife asks her husband what he is getting her for their upcoming 25th anniversary. The husband says a trip yo Thailand. She says wow  how will you top that for our 50th anniversary?  He says by sending you a return ticket.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2163 on: January 28, 2020, 05:11:39 PM »
LOL  ;D
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2164 on: January 29, 2020, 06:09:44 PM »
a man noticed his credit card had been stolen but he did not bother reporting it because the thief was spending less than his wife did on it.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2165 on: January 29, 2020, 09:14:12 PM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2166 on: January 30, 2020, 04:57:44 PM »
a man and woman are watching a variety show, a vantriloqist comes on woth his dummy. The woman says why is it all vantriloquists seem to be men? the man says well you know that the vantruloquist csnnot move his lips and I have never known a woman who could keep her mouth shut. he now has is jaw wired shut but the doctor says his jaw should heal properly in a few months.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2167 on: January 31, 2020, 04:56:04 AM »
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2168 on: January 31, 2020, 05:03:38 PM »
a teenaher comes home, his mother asks what he did all day, he says mom I really do not feel like talking about it but you can watch the news tonight to learn all about it.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2169 on: January 31, 2020, 06:26:03 PM »
THAT sure sounds familiar...
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2170 on: February 01, 2020, 05:06:42 PM »
the teacher tells a student you know you cannot sleep in my class. The student says I know but maybe if you did not talk so loud I could.
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2171 on: February 01, 2020, 07:11:31 PM »
LOL
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2172 on: February 02, 2020, 07:31:50 PM »
a boy tells his parents there is a special adults only meeting as his school later that evening. His father says what do you mean adults only? the boy says only you, mom, the principal, teacher, and a couple of cops are invited
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2173 on: February 02, 2020, 10:25:09 PM »
This TOO sounds familiar. LOL    ::)
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Re: a little laugh :-)
« Reply #2174 on: February 03, 2020, 05:14:14 PM »
an english teacher asks her class what is wrong with this sentence, I havent had no fun in weeks? no ome raises their hand so she calls on a student, he responds well, I would say it means you need a new boyfriend.
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