a little laugh :-)

[MageNathaniel1]

I received a wedding invitation from my sister. I wrote back and sorry I cannot make it maybe next time knowing your track record.

[RAGNAR]

OUCH!!!!! 

[RickBulow74]

A truck loaded with Vicks vapor rub overturnesd on the highway.

Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours

[RickBulow74]

Where I got joke from

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

a man gets fed up with receiving wrong directions from his gps he yells at it to go to heck 20 minutes later he finda he is in front of his ex wifes house

[RAGNAR]

 

[MageNathaniel1]

an older man is in a store looking at computers then is heard to say nah these old things would never handle it. A salesperson hears him and walks over then says sir these are the latest, fastest model of computer available they can handle most any task. The man says I wasnt talking about the computers, I was talking about my old hands trying to type on them.

[RAGNAR]

LOL I am in touch with that emotion.

[MageNathaniel1]

a young couple are sitting together on a bench in the park. The girl says her ear hurts so the boy kisses it and asks how it is now. She says it is better but now my neck hurts. The boy kisses her neck and asks how it is. She says it feels much better but now it hurts here and points toward her cleavage. An older man sitting on a nearby bench who had witnessed all of this says hey young man do you heal hemorroids too?

[RAGNAR]

And were it me, they would bury the old man the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

a long haired greasy biker goes to a barber the barber looks at him for a few minutes then says ok are you here for a hiarcut or do you just need the oil changed?

[RAGNAR]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand the barber was buried the next day.

[MageNathaniel1]

scientists have isolated 3 reasons men frquent bars 1. they do not have a woman 2. a woman just broke up with them 3. they have a woman

[RAGNAR]

And they bury those falling into category 3 the next day.