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MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2220 on:** February 23, 2020, 07:10:44 PM »

a man is in his drs pffoce, the dr says your liver tests are even worse than the last ones which is shocking conaidering I only allow you 1 glass of wine per week The man says you do not think you are my inly dr do yiu?

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2221 on:** February 23, 2020, 07:51:57 PM »

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2222 on:** February 24, 2020, 04:33:21 PM »

A grave digger comes home more exhausted than usual. His wife asks what happened to you? He says we were burying someone's mother in law and there was so much applause that we had to do 8 encores with pulling her up and lowering her back down.

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2223 on:** February 24, 2020, 05:17:36 PM »

LOL In this case, cremation WOULD be the way to go. She is dead, so she will not be bitching about it!!!

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2224 on:** February 25, 2020, 08:11:56 PM »

a woman asks her friend your cellar stairwell does not have a light what would you do if you asked your husband down stairs to get a sack of potatoes and he fell and broke his neck? The woman said I guess I would jiat have to make pasta.

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2225 on:** February 26, 2020, 01:04:37 AM »

Laughs go here, not facts. LOL

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2226 on:** February 26, 2020, 08:19:45 AM »

the difference between the words complete and finished if you marry the right woman you are complete if you marry the wrong woman you are finiahed if you marry the right woman and she catches you with another woman you are completely finished.

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2227 on:** February 26, 2020, 09:56:00 AM »

And buried the next day.

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2228 on:** February 26, 2020, 06:25:21 PM »

an older man asks his wife if it bothers her that he chases younger girls. The wife says no, I just compare you to our dog chasing cars he does not stand a chance of catching one and neither do you.

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2229 on:** February 26, 2020, 11:19:22 PM »

OW!!!!!! What a bitch!!!!!

RickBulow74 · « **Reply #2230 on:** February 27, 2020, 01:41:18 AM »

Q: Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?
A: Becausae Dawn is tough on Greece!

(meme I got it from)

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2231 on:** February 27, 2020, 12:53:31 PM »

And they buried Greece the next day.

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2232 on:** February 27, 2020, 01:46:16 PM »

husband to wife what would you say to a nice walk? She responds she would love it. He says great bring back some chips and a 2 liter of pepsi on your way back.

RAGNAR · « **Reply #2233 on:** February 27, 2020, 03:40:49 PM »

Aaaaaaaaaand they buried the hubby the next day.

MageNathaniel1 · « **Reply #2234 on:** February 28, 2020, 12:48:33 PM »

a woman asks her boyfriend if she is his dream girl he says oh that and more. about 40 lbs more they never found the body.

The last book I read would have been better if they left it as a tree.

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